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Funny Craigslist Ads BDSM Furniture

Funny Craigslist Ads BDSM Furniture

Imagine scrolling through Craigslist, looking for a new dining table or a cozy armchair, and suddenly you come across an ad for a custom-made BDSM cage, complete with all the bells and whistles. Funny and bizarre, isn't it? In this article, we will explore some of the funniest Craigslist ads for BDSM furniture. These ads may give you a laugh and might even spark an idea for your next kinky bedroom addition.

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Craigslist: A Treasure Trove of Funny BDSM Furniture

Craigslist: A Treasure Trove of Funny BDSM Furniture

Craigslist, a marketplace for buying and selling everything from used cars to job vacancies, is also a platform where people can buy and sell BDSM furniture. While many such listings are genuine, some of them are humorously strange and outrageous. In this section, we will discuss a few of these funny ads and what makes them so entertaining.

BDSM Cross with a Side of Jesus

One ad that stands out featured a "Jesus-style" BDSM cross. The ad positioned the cross as a perfect addition for those who love religious symbolism with their kink. Apart from its potential sacrilegious undertones, the funny side of the ad lies in the sheer unexpectedness of mixing religious iconography with BDSM furniture.

Used Dungeon Equipment - With "Minor" Wear and Tear

Another funny ad that caught our attention was a listing for used dungeon equipment, which included items like a cage, spanking bench, and suspension frame. The hilarious part of the listing was the seller's assurance that the items had "minor" wear and tear. After all, who would want to buy heavily used BDSM equipment without knowing the backstory?

Convertible Bondage Coffee Table

In this ad, the seller had ingeniously designed a coffee table that could double as a discreet bondage table. With an easy-to-remove top and fold-out legs, this furniture piece can quickly change from a regular coffee table to a BDSM playground for those unexpected kinky urges. The humor lies in imagining guests completely oblivious to the secret purpose of the innocent-looking coffee table.

Tickle Torture Chair for "Non-kinky" People

This ad featured a chair designed for tickle torture – a common BDSM fetish that involves using tickling as a form of submission. The seller hilariously clarified that the chair was for "non-kinky" people who enjoy "tickle time." The concept of labeling a BDSM chair as non-kinky added a touch of humor to the listing.

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A memorable Craigslist ad we came across was for a vintage-style gynecological examination table, complete with stirrups and adjustable padded sections. What made this ad stand out was its description – the seller had used the perfect blend of tongue-in-cheek humor and a pinch of naughtiness. The headline read, "For mad scientists, amateur gynecologists, or 50 Shades fans," attracting a mix of laughter and curiosity. The detailed description went on to explain how this table could add a "touch of class" to any dungeon or doctor-themed playroom, making it hard for BDSM enthusiasts not to chuckle at the bizarre offering.

Whether you're in the market for some new BDSM furniture or simply scrolling through Craigslist for a laugh, these funny ads showcase the creative and humorous side of the kink community. Have you stumbled upon your own Craigslist gem? Share this article with friends and fellow kinksters and explore other guides on Filthy Adult to continue your journey into the world of BDSM and kink. And don't forget to check out our fetish shop for all your BDSM needs – from toys to furniture, we've got you covered.

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About Helen Cantrell

Helen Cantrell has lived and breathed the intricacies of kink and BDSM for over 15 years. As a respected professional dominatrix, she is not merely an observer of this nuanced world, but a seasoned participant and a recognized authority. Helen's deep understanding of BDSM has evolved from her lifelong passion and commitment to explore the uncharted territories of human desire and power dynamics.Boasting an eclectic background that encompasses everything from psychology to performance art, Helen brings a unique perspective to the exploration of BDSM, blending the academic with the experiential. Her unique experiences have granted her insights into the psychological facets of BDSM, the importance of trust and communication, and the transformative power of kink.Helen is renowned for her ability to articulate complex themes in a way that's both accessible and engaging. Her charismatic personality and her frank, no-nonsense approach have endeared her to countless people around the globe. She is committed to breaking down stigmas surrounding BDSM and kink, and to helping people explore these realms safely, consensually, and pleasurably.

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